His latest ontological oeuvre is replete with fertile musings on the verity of aesthetics, conjoining phenomenological semiotics with nature's bouquet through a narrative that never strays into the familiarity of bourgeoise motifs.

Cosmo Bowels, Curator, Royal Tonbridge Wells Gallery of Modern Art

Nothin compares to you

Sinead O'Conner, Singer-songwriter

Let me tell you where I am. I can't see any talent in that tosh so I'm out.

Duncan Bannatyne, Entrepreneur & Dragon on Dragon's Den

Revolutionary; Triumphant; Avant-Garde; Tour-de-Force - are just a few terms which don't describe Bobby's work.

Simon Schama, Historian

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all. And even if I could it would all be grey, but Bobby's picture on my wall, it reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

Dido, Singer-songwriter

If you hate Bobby Salazar's work you despise your own existence mother-flip-flopper.

Eminem, Rapper, Actor

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. But make no mistake, when it comes to folks like Boggy Slazenger, it's no exaggeration to say I'm undecided and could go one way or the other.

George W Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America

Its has become evident that the absence of Turner Prize recognition for Bobby Salazar is a sign of Establishment conspiracy against great art.

Wikileaks

- OMG! He's like, you know, like, so totally more awesome than Justin Bieber!

- You lookin at my Bird?

Courtney & Lee, Love's Young Dream, Stoke Newington Common

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. As someone once said, The Public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything. Artistic tommyrot or splendorous, let me know what you think about my art.

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